Educating our Youth

Following a lesson on dinosaurs, including the fact that all dinos are dead.

Child: I don’t want to die.
Adult: Why’s that?
Child: Because the dinosaurs are waiting [points at the sky] up there to eat me.

Raptor Jesus: He went extinct for your sins

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